breaking news: not being attracted to vaginas doesnt make it ok for you to call them gross because they are still a part of someone’s body
i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me
everything about this screams fedora
oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god
and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.
i cannot even comprehend the logic behind this. i can’t. i got like 2 hrs sleep last night, my mind is going to explode.
but…. a lady did my tattoo?
It…took me a long second to realize that this article was meant to be, like, a serious “warning” to ladies about Respecting Their Man and not, like, a parody article making fun of how fedora-wearing dudebros are manipulative, whiny little shits.
Then I realized that this was a serious thing, and now I really want a goddamn tattoo.
I want another ten.
lol i can’t right now, this is so stupid
A very important moment on twitter: First of all, if you haven’t seen nash grier’s disgusting vine about HIV, you can watch it here. nash grier has gone on and on with hurtful comments and videos like these for awhile now (do I have to remind you of his infamous “what guys look for in girls” video?) and has kind of gotten away with it. I think it’s so important that youtubers like Tyler Oakley and Jack Howard, people with a lot of power and influence over their viewers, are speaking up for what is right.Ignoring the wrongdoings is not the same as standing up for what’s right. You cannot say you want equality and continue to support and promote someone that is homophobic and sexist. Look inward upon yourself and think about how your actions and other peoples’ actions will affect the people around you. Remember that everything you do and say makes a difference somehow. You have to make the decision of whether it will be a positive or negative difference. (Thank you to tyleroakley for taking a stand and to jackhoward for supporting him)(Also, nash grier isn’t capitalized because quite frankly, he doesn’t deserve it. *hair flip*)
i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
"if you’d rather do something I don’t enjoy than something i do enjoy you deserve to be unhappy"