this is the greatest thing ever
real quick tho it’s really important to talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that.
In which Carlos is a socially awkward dork.
All credit for the dialogue goes to margotkim. The first is based off a scene from her lovely fic What We’ve Got Here (which is maybe my favorite Night Vale fic to date, go read it if you haven’t, seriously you will not be disappointed) and the second is something that came up when she replied to my review and I just thought it was so perfect I had to draw it.
DM: Ninaran is escaping. Its your turn.
Player 1: Hey I’m making a hole in this bag and putting it over her head. Are you ready?
Player 2: I’m rolling for a three pointer with this basketball shaped rock I found.
DM: ….Ninaran was knocked out by your three pointer.
"omg i hate small talk!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast